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Menstruel

Sabina Pleasure : I never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at the sight of blood. Seriously, what did you think we do every month?Alex : Hm... Sabina ? TMI. Jill : Damnit! They weren't suppose to know about the werewolf thing!David...

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Months 2

Scott : August, September, Halloween, November, December.Jamie : You mean August, September, Halloween, Turkey, Christmas.Scarlett : I think you US said Thanksgiving.Jill : I actually believe you spell Hot as balls, fuck it's school again, Halloween,...

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Eyelashes

Jill : Eyelashes, you are suppose to prevent stuff from falling in my eye then what am I suppose to do ? You were my last line of defence and you betrayed me.Vincent : How eyeronic.Jill : Get out.David : You don't have to lash out.

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Months

David Eliot : Can February March ?Alex Rider : ...Jill Green : No, but April May.Nick Diamant : I'm so fucking done with you.Matt Freeman : You said that, but I bet July.David and Jill : Welcome to the team.

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About Peter Pan

Pedro : Why is Peter Pan always flying ?Matt Freeman : He neverlands.Jill Green : I love this joke because it never grows old.Nick Diamant : It has a nice hook. Scarlett : where does captain hook go to get a new hook? Scarlett : a second-hand store.

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French Numbers

On a group chat after French class :Scarlett : 80 Scarlett : LOL, blaze itJill : I just 5 to my knees, I laughed so hard.David : This makes me want to 7 something on fire.Jamie : I have e9 of this.Matt : This doesn't make sense. I don't get it and it...

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Pour résumer

English: Nick Diamant : My life has taken a turn of event that you would never believe.Alex Rider : Who are you talking? You didn't have to meet a shark, fight against snake or a bunch of assassins.Jamie Tyler : At least, you're alive.Jeffrey Joseph :...

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