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Menstruel

Sabina Pleasure : I never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at the sight of blood. Seriously, what did you think we do every month?Alex : Hm... Sabina ? TMI. Jill : Damnit! They weren't suppose to know about the werewolf thing!David...

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Dream

Matt : What if sleeping is our real state and we awoke only to gather information for our dream?Alex : What. David : Then what about nightmare? Nick : An endless adventure.

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Tea

Scott : Do British people not drink ice tea as much us Americans do? What do they drink during summer?Matt : Tea.Pedro : But it's hot.Matt : Only tea. There's no other drink. Just tea.Jamie : Wait... What if you don't like tea? Nick : The weak die.Alex...

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Months

David Eliot : Can February March ?Alex Rider : ...Jill Green : No, but April May.Nick Diamant : I'm so fucking done with you.Matt Freeman : You said that, but I bet July.David and Jill : Welcome to the team.

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French Numbers

On a group chat after French class :Scarlett : 80 Scarlett : LOL, blaze itJill : I just 5 to my knees, I laughed so hard.David : This makes me want to 7 something on fire.Jamie : I have e9 of this.Matt : This doesn't make sense. I don't get it and it...

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Pour résumer

English: Nick Diamant : My life has taken a turn of event that you would never believe.Alex Rider : Who are you talking? You didn't have to meet a shark, fight against snake or a bunch of assassins.Jamie Tyler : At least, you're alive.Jeffrey Joseph :...

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